The Project Begins...

What up, blogoshpere!  I totally love that in the past few years and with the rampant spread of the interweb that brand new words, like blogosphere, have become so ingrained in our vernacular.  Here's another one you can feel free to use at will: bonerrific!  As in, "Creating this blog and taking over the blogosphere is so bonerrific!"  You're welcome.

So, my name is Jennie, this is my first official blog post and the official start to The Tiny Moustache Project.  But what is this exciting new project you've decided to take on you may be thinking?  Well, there are a few simple and irrefutable facts I have come to understand in my short, but already well traveled time on this Earth.  Examples?  Well, how about that Pearl Jam is the single greatest band of all time.  Wearing anything but 'going out' pajamas on an airplane trip of longer than one hour is just silly.  Watching the Yankees play with my Dad (whether they are winning or losing) will result in hearing some of the most creative and expressive profanities one could ever hope of experiencing (especially when they are losing).  If it is summer here in Miami, you will get rained on...every day...at some point in the day...about thirty times a day.  Sitting through all 12 hours of The Lord of The Rings Trilogy (director's cut) back-to-back is totally awesome no matter how many times you do it.  Cuban coffee was sent by the beverage Gods to make beautiful our mornings.  There is no one more terrible or clearly representative of the fact that the Apocalypse is coming than Lady Gaga.  If you are going to rock the karaoke microphone do not pick "Freebird" or some other nine-minute musical odyssey. 
And lastly, Everything looks cooler with a moustache.

Now, I know that not everyONE looks cooler with a moustache (as in most non-bearded ladies, creepy pedophiles and 8th grade boys).  If you read carefully, I said everyTHING looks cooler with a moustache, more specifically, a very tiny moustache.  And yes, I do exclusively use the more formal British spelling of moustache because mustache is too pedestrian for our purposes here.  True, facial hair can be rad in many forms and a lot of dudes pull off some mighty fine upperlip creations, but this is not a blog about real moustaches - that's been done ad nauseum.  What we're talking about here is the magical transformative act of holding up a tiny wooden moustache on a tiny wooden stick in front of anything and basking in the beauty of it.  Think of the endless cool and wondrous possibilities!  Well, actually you don't have to because that's what The Tiny Moustache Project is all about.  Back in September of 2009 I came upon this glorious and tiny accessory online (thank you, http://www.thesmallobject.com/ ) and it just hit me like a sock full of quarters.  This tiny moustache must be used to make cool an unlimited supply of inanimate objects, people, pets and things and I must share it with the world via kick ass photographs (taken by my sister Rebecca with her sweet 12 megapixel camera, because I don't really have a good one of my own). 

Thus, this blog was born and so starts this most important and groundbreaking project.  I invite you to check back here daily (tell your friends!) for new pics and witty commentary (provided by yours truly) as we embark on this journey together...you never know where this tiny moustache will take us.  Friends, family, friends of family, moustache enthusiasts and those who are just looking to fill up your many hours of work boredom...
I give you:

THE TINY MOUSTACHE PROJECT!